Knock Knock

Who's there?

Obviously not me.

My lack of a reliable camera has obviously put a rather large dent in this. But I am still plugging away.

That picture there is what we like to call a fully stocked party drawer. Is that Fruit Stripe gum? you are no doubt asking. The answer of course is, YOU KNOW IT!

Balls

No picture today as I honestly just forgot. Seriously crazy ass day today. Tomorrow I shall make up for it!

GAH!

That there is me peeper! One of 'em at least.

It's a daily battle with my phone camera trying to get it to work. And because I'm currently in a two year contract, I can't upgrade my phone. So it's a waiting game.

Hopefully this thing has stopped being a temperamental bitch.

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I know what you're thinking. You're wondering what the hell that's a picture of. That's five eyebrow hairs I pulled out today because they were TOO LONG. I've gone into phase two of puberty apparently because my god damned eyebrows are growing to insane lengths now. One of them was in my line of sight! Ridiculous eyebrow hair and ear hair. That's my current curse. AWESOME.

Five Card Stud

Chipotle steak fajita burrito... how I missed you. And how I ate you so very quickly today because you were so very good.

Subtle Hustle

My camera is sort of working. Meaning sometimes it works and most times it does not. But I managed to get this shot today while driving. The office park where my work is located has some nice scenery, and I rather enjoy just going around looking at it all. This is on a nice stretch of road, always liked how it looks and smells. Sometimes you can see ducks and geese wandering around too!

MAJOR SUCKAGE

My camera is not working. Just gets stuck on loading up the SD card. Until I get this sorted out, things are on hold. Hopefully just a small bump in the road!

Simon's Town

This is a terrible photo, but there were cops all around and I was in my car, ease up! It's a jet. Parked by a building. No idea why.

Seven Nation Army

A beacon in the night. A terrible...terrible...beacon in the night.

Sail Away

Bloody hell, I missed Thursday. Completely slipped my mind. In my defense, I've had a lot on my mind.

Anyway, this picture is of my brand new instrument panel. All the gauges work! Now, I can tell how fast I'm going, if I have gas... all that fun stuff. Lots of work done to my car, but all worth it and very needed. It was a kick in the wallet, but such is life.

Dayman

I've always had a fascination with skies, clouds, and flying. And yet heights and flying scare me.

The important thing people, is that we've had a change for the better in our weather patterns. It was nice today. And I am grateful for this.

El Tigre

Just give me a bag of all green ones! Is that so much to ask for?!

Electric Worry

I've got some damn hairy hands.

And today I share this quote to you, spoken by his holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama:

When we can recognize and forgive ignorant actions of the past, we gain the strength to constructively solve the problems of the present.

Only

I woke up to this staring me in the face. I can't wait until I can take that stupid cone off his head.

Annoyance

A picture of my car's dashboard. Tell me if you can spot what's wrong with this picture.

LOUD NOISES

My eyes aren't the same size.

Enterprising Young Men

Filed under: Crap I Inexplicably Own.

Seriously. Why do I own cologne? I got this from an ex-girlfriend a fairly long time ago. As in years. Why do I still own it? I don't ever use it. I'm not really a cologne guy.

I kinda realized over the last few days that I can't compete with a video game for the attention of friends. That either says absolutely nothing good about me or nothing good about my friends. I'm thinking it is somewhere in the middle.

Carry On Wayward Son

This gloomy weather around here has to stop. IT HAS TO STOP! NOW!

Superman's Dead

These trucks have been parked by my house for way too long. I'm worried that they're going to tear up the street or something. I'm really sick of construction. But then, this is Illinois. Our roads are in a perpetual state of construction.

Got Me Wrong

So I started my other job duties today. I froze up at one point. I forgot EVERYTHING about how to use our computer system.

It is most definitely going to be one of those weeks.